Sophomore fall I took a class called African Literature and
Film. One week we watched a film
called Daratt, which roughly
translates to Dry Season. It was about a boy who’s father had
been killed in the civil war in Chad.
When it is announced over the radio that war criminals will be given
full amnesty, his grandfather tasks him with killing the man who murdered his
father. It’s a great film that won a few cinema awards.
Anyway, I mention it because if I were to make a film called
The Wet Season, the main character
would be beetles, with supporting actors/actresses being termites and
mosquitoes. There would be no plot and the entire movie would depict a bajillion beetles flying at the camera lens for 90 minutes. Did you know termites
fly? I didn’t know that until, one
night, I was horrified by the increase in moths we were encountering after the
first rains. Someone proceeded to
tell me those where termites.
Immediately my horror grew.
Termites were the things that were supposed to rot your wooden
deck. They were not supposed to
fly into your hair and mouth as you tried to eat dinner. The beetles are a joke. And by that, I don’t mean they’re an
insignificant non-threat and thus funny.
No, I mean it’s a frakking joke how many frakking beetles are around and
it’s frakking ridiculous that they cannot avoid you when they’re flying around
doing beetle things. It’s honestly
a nightmare. If it weren’t for my
bug net, I’m convinced I’d have at least a bajillion beetles crawling on me
throughout the night.
The strange thing is, the mosquitoes are not the worst
part. I was sure the mosquitoes would
destroy me, eat me alive, suck all the blood out of my body. But they aren’t. In the U.S., we hear all this stuff
about endemic malaria, thus an abundance of mosquitoes, and we think the place
must be full of the bugs, especially during the wet season. The summer before my senior year of
high school, I went on a backpacking trip in the Wind River Mountain
range. It was, what the leaders of
the trip would like to call, Type II fun (not to be confused with Type II
diabetes, which is most certainly not fun; also not to be confused with Type II
error, which is just boring). Type
II fun is when, looking back on an experience after a certain span of time, you
remember it as fun. Type I fun is
when something is actually fun in the
moment. The Wind River Mountain
trip was horrible at the time because it was my first outdoor experience and it
was defined by mosquitoes. Usually
mosquitoes are few and far between during the day, then they come out in droves
at dawn and dusk. The Wind River
mosquitoes had no sense of time, for they were ever-present all hours of the
day. I put on 99% DEET, but the
mosquitoes didn’t care. I was
confined to hiking in my raincoat and long pants to prevent against bites. I was lucky in that before we hit the
trail, I headed the warnings of a man in a game shop and bought a bug net. My face was protected most of the time,
but when we ate meals, it was always standing up and always on the move to
prevent against mosquitoes landing and sucking (well, mosquitoes always suck,
but…).
At least beetles don’t bite. But they’re bigger.
And grosser in my mind because they’re not something I’ve encountered a
lot of in America. Perhaps Cicada
Summers counts as the closest thing, but we have those in Chicago and I don’t
remember them being that bad…
All I can say is, if you ever come to Kenya (which you
should because it is AWESOME!) DO NOT COME DURING THE WET SEASON. It’s amazing to see the transition from
wet season to dry season, but if you’re coming for a few weeks, and you can
choose which season, do dry.
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